As My F****** Homework Gently Weeps.

Hi, again.

Do you guys find my blog too brightly coloured?

I think it's too bright.

Should i change it? I mean, white and blue....

Not good for the depressed state of mind.

Looks sickly too, overly gay.

Like Mika trying to hump a duck.

No, as in a white duck with a beak. Not a human version.

Haiz.

Welcome to my life. Woot.

Before i bore you guys out with boredom, today was sick.

Like, sick.

Started like as if you kicked a rabbit 20 times in the balls.

Ended like you shot the flaming rabbit in the balls.

With a rubber band.

Yahya would know what it feels like.

Oh, oh.

For those who didn't know, i shot him, right in the center of his blazing nutsack with a rubber band sponsored by Ben Chen.

- you pronounce the 'b' in his name as 'stupid-b' -

So, ultimately, his name is pronounced as stupid-b-en chen.

Oh, well. Classic shots aside, debate was quite a wonderful experience.

Thanks those who were listening.

Or was i bloody boring?

Anyway, beats Legion of....


of...

Marianne.

I was going to say Legion of Flaming Angels, but then it would sound too...

Death metal-ish.

Like the growling type.

With the mainly unhearable lyrics.

That are like 3 sentences long.

But make up a 4 minute song or so.

Oh well, i think i infected a few songs today with emotions.

Won't be listening to them in a while.

Other than Lollipop - Mika.

The coolest, most disturbing song in the history of mankind.

Other than Aaron Neville.

I swear, he is disturbing.

Another disturbing thing would be chinese homework.

Did the guy who invented that blasted language really think he died with honour?

I mean, he brought an unstoppable hell into the world.

Like: ROAR, HELL BREAKS FREE WITH CHINESE.

Roar.

I wouldn't go on any further.

Coz i heard 2 people got hospitalized trying to learn the language.

They spoke 3 words each, then one of them jumped out of the window.

The other clapped his hands.

Until they broke.

The Paramedics tried to make him stop clapping, but he couldn't.

It's worse than the Shanti virus.

The one on heroes?

Yeah, today's episode was tragic.

Like, tragic, tragic.

-The disinfecting bit could have been nicer.-

Aah, but then again, national tv.....

Haiz.

Do you think my blog will get suspended for mentioning national tv?

It's ok, i don't think so.

Probably only Ivor will get caught.

Because, if i stood next to him, the police will bash him up because they're intimidated, then they will arrest him.

If i gave Vorvor Painful Tan a flick in the tits,
(some which he aspires to grow big someday)


(which he enjoys giving, only to boys for some reason...)

He will scream, then after the arrest, i'll get an award for bravery of catching a guy *ahem* Questions his sexuality *ahem*, and i will also get...

Erm...

Ice cream and 40 virgins?

I think the virgins replace the need for Ha, ha, ha.

Probably better than Ha, ha, ha anytime.

What was the line? Something to do with ice cream and pleasure?

Oh, you use the ice cream to coat your partner all over (and under), then you lick it all up.

Wouldn't that be awfully sticky?

Oh, but then again, at the climax, i think the result will look the same.

Vanilla creamie on tits....mmm.

It's like sinful, and sinful.

But wouldn't the ice cream make you bloody cold?

It's like putting a naked woman into a freezer of...

Hmm....naked men?

Forget it.

Ok, i think i released quite a fair bit of humour (hopefully you laughed at some point) into today's most depressing post.

Or the wannabe emo post.

"I can have a dark side, if you want me too..."

So, what are you doing today?

What did you eat for lunch?

I ate a monster.

As Shakespearean english puts it:

Thou consumeth of one single, longeth, monsterous cocketh.
The Beast of which it was.
Stickyness shooting from itself, all over thine moutheth.
Liketh Spiderman makingth loveth to fair Mary-Janeth, in bondage.

Psst! (thick, white, sticky web shoots out from Spidey.)

Ooh!

Can you imagine how painful it'll be for poor Peter (Parker) if he's in spidey outfit and he has a boner?

Ouch, poor boy.

Worse, if someone hot offered to give him a little wank if he could get his little furry python out in 3 seconds.

Aww man!

It's like:


1....(no!)....2...(hold on!!)

3!

(Here!)

Too late wanker! You furry cracked arsehole!

Ok. Right.

I think this post is detiorating into bits.

Of fluff, and bodily fluids.

Like kinky and pillow fights.

Ok, here begins the next day....

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!

HAPPY NEW DAY!

0000 hrs.

I think this means i have to go....

Not to personally wank myself silly.

But to ensure Brandon Young doesn't let his little snake run free in the night.

Up into men's moneymakers.

Ooh.